Suitcase Jefferson D-Louisiana Insults the Intellegence of All

While Paris Hilton made a mockery of the law in a court three thousand miles away, William "Suitcase" Jefferson, D-Louisiana, mocked the law and our intelligence by pleading not guilty. "I deny the allegation, and the alligator," Jefferson, D-Louisiana, said. Congressman Jefferson's, D-Louisiana, lawyers intend to use the Chewbacca Defense and confuse the jury while also blaming the whole thing on 400 years of opression and the racist George Bush, who caused Katrina.