EBR School Update

A 14 year old EBR student claims she was sexually assaulted on a school bus and has filed a suit against the school board. EBR school superintendent Shirley Q. Placide was unavailable for comment. A school board spokesman stated that she and her best friend Watusi Jenkins were at that Vietnamese place getting some new nails put on.

Ground Zero-Baton Rouge Schools

Baton Rouge's schools have become so dangerous that teachers and ligitimate students are afraid to go to class. Unfortunately the administration seems not to give a damn as usual.

BR Superintendent Shirley Q. Placide says, "What, me worry? I deny the alligations and the alligator. Com'on Watusi, there is a sale at Cortana."

What Did Baton Rouge Media Know and When Did They Know It

The Baton Rouge media has been behind the curve with their reporting of the Pokey Chatman scandal. Unfortunately for the BR media, people in Baton Rouge aren't stuck with one paper, two real news channels, and a few radio stations that are subservient to LSU, the internet gives us worldwide media access. So local media, trying to fake some credibility, has reported behind everyone else.

Baton Rouge's TV news has become a joke, partially because of their rabid defense of every criminal that goes on trial in the area. The Advocate has all the belivability of Pravda. WJBO has become lap dogs to the Holden Administration. Now all of BR media shows that when it wants to, LSU pulls their strings.

Once Again, Kathleen Disses Dubbya

Governor Blanco took another opportunity to insult the President, this time by not attending the State Dinner for Governors. She continues to act like a spoiled member of moveon.org, letting her hate for the President blind her to the needs of her state.

Her behavior towards the President shows a lack of maturity and judgement and just how out of touch she is with the people of Louisiana. She can't move back to Lafayette too soon.

Judge Clears Most Corrupt Politician in Louisiana

Judge Don Johnson, who only appearant qualification was he was in that stupid show with Phillip Michael Thomas, dismissed all charges against Louisiana Secretary of Corruption Bob Odom. Johnson has managed to make Judge Larry Siedlin look competent and look for a new sugar mill to be constructed in the Baton Rouge area soon.

Superintendent of Education

Cecil Picard, Louisiana Superintendent of Education died this week. He brought many new innovations to Louisiana schools, school buses were replaced by transporters, school nurses were issued tricorders, Klingon language classes became manditory, and the kids cell phones were replaced by communicator pins.

Oh, wait a minute, that was Jean Luc Picard. Cecil Picard presided over the worse school sytem in America. Sorry.

HELL FREEZES OVER

Never in my wildest dreams would I have ever thought I would agree with Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Marxist-California). Congresswoman Waters has called for congressional oversight on the Road Home Program. She also called the Road Home Program "a joke".

I have been very disappointed that Bobby Jindal has been silent on the program. I have noticed that the governor no longer calls it "Kathleen Blanco's Road Home Program", but ultimately she will have to answer for the incompetence and corruption. Terminating the contract with ICF would be a good start.

PRESIDENT BUSH-PULL OUT OF NEW ORLEANS

There have been more deaths this month in New Orleans than US Servicemen killed in Iraq. In the interest of consistancy, we demand that the United States immediately pull out of New Orleans. Uncle Teddy, Pelosi, Ma Sheehan, Yellowbelly Murtha, and any other freaks are invited to join into our protest.

Welcome Back to the SEC Coach Saban

Louisiana Democratic Party, What Do You Really Believe?

In a recent AP interview, Governor Blanco said she believes God is telling her, "Get up, Kathleen, and go to work because there's a lot of work to be done."

On November 17th, the Louisiana Democratic Party issued a press release making fun of Bobby Jindal's faith in God. Will they do the same for Governor Blanco?

While we support Governor Blanco's faith in God, she needs to wake up and realize in her party she is in the minority. We also reccomend that the teacher's unions should be mobilized immediately to make sure that this story does not reach the ears of any school child that might hear it and get the urge to pray.

Important State Legislators Get Their Sugar Bowl Tickets That They Deserve

All but one state senator and ninety per cent of the house got their Sugar Bowl tickets. The little people will just have to stay at home and watch it on TV, besides, the citizens and taxpayers of Louisiana should not not be allowed to socialize in the company of royalty.

The most corrupt of the bunch, Cleo Fields, was interviewed in the Advocate bragging about thier special privalges. I am sure he will use his state purchased bus to get him and his court (or in his case, posse) to the game.

I don't think most of these idiots will see what is coming next year until they wake up the day after the election. Cleo excluded, of course, as long as he keeps the working-taxpayer paid benefits rolling into his Entitlement Nation district, the lazy will continue to keep him in office.

Representive Marchand Sells Out

We supported Rep. Charmaigne Marchand's protest against Governor Blanco and her Road Home program. ICF International has collected over $80 million from the state to administer a program which has passed out $4 million in aid. There are trained state employees who could have handled the program at a fraction of the cost. Rep. Marchand said she was not going to leave her tent on the capital grounds until the program was fixed.

ICF still has the contract and is raking in millions, the aid is still not getting to the citizens of Louisiana, and Governor Blanco is still the incompetent governor of the state. Ms. Marchand has met privately with Governor Blanco and ICF and pulled up her stakes.

We don't know what Governor Blanco or ICF promised you Ms. Marchand, but we are very disappointed in you.