Saturday, September 08, 2007

Boasso Promises to Nationalize Tide Plants

"One of my heroes, Hugo Chavez has been doing that kind of thing in Venezuela, why not here? And don't they have a big Mardi Gras down there, too?" Walter Boasso asked as he presented a plan to nationalize all Tide plants in the United States and create universal detergent care for all Louisiana citizens.

Boasso has also talked about a trip to Venezuela after being elected to visit Chavez and promote the sale of Zaterains and perhaps open truck parade float sales to South America. "Hey, Kathleen went to visit her hero Castro, why can't I go visit mine. It would be a big boost to the Louisiana economy, all them Colombians down there in Venezuela having big shrimp boils at Mardi Gras in Rio while they watch the truck parades."

Boasso has been focusing on international trade issues after a recent cruise to the Caribbean where he noticed that there were no Popeye's anywhere down there.

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