Thursday, July 12, 2007

Breck Girl to Visit N.O.


Presidential hopeful John Edwards will be in New Orleans to look at people that can't afford $400 haircuts and 28,000 square foot houses. While on his tour, his car will feature his newest bumper sticker "Ask Me About My Wife's Cancer" which he has placed alongside his "Ask Me About My Dead Child" bumper sticker.
Mr. Edwards plans on also visiting the far side of Bourbon Street, where tourists are told to avoid, and there are many bars where he will surely be welcome. Wear the leather thong Johnny Boy.

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