Mary Votes the Right Way

Mary Landrieu, winner of the Hillary Clinton look-alike contest (have you seen her legs lately?) voted against the Kennedy/Reid Amnesty and Dem Vote Farm Act. Please mark your calendar, in all her years this is the first time she has ever voted the way her constituents wanted her to. We aren't looking for a repeat.

NO Experiences Young Punk Population Explosion

While the population of New Orleans has not returned to pre-Katrina levels, the proportion of population in the crime committing ages has returned disproportionately. This explains the high rate of crime and murder in New Orleans these days. We only hope the new governor will make sure that these young punks get plenty of free state-funded housing, plus three hots and a cot in West Feliciana Parish. It is time for the state to use all of that land at Angola to build more barracks and house more criminals.

When asked about the crime problem, last place gubernatorial candidate Walter Boasso said that he would negotiate with the gun and ammunition manufacturers to make safer bullets that come down on New Years Eve in New Orleans.

Bad Behavior Pays

In an effort to teach the LSU students Lousiana Values, LSU has awarded Pokey Chatman $160,000 to recognize her achievements in immoral behavior. While we are at it, why doesn;t the school where he taught give a bonus to the pervert who was arrested at Blue Bayou taking pictures of little girls' rears? How about something special for Derrick Todd Lee? Lets reward Mayor Wonka and Suitcase Jefferson by reelecting=wait a minute, we already did.

Don't worry about Chatman's future, I am pretty sure Nick Saban is going to put in a good word for her at Bama

Suitcase Jefferson D-Louisiana Insults the Intellegence of All

While Paris Hilton made a mockery of the law in a court three thousand miles away, William "Suitcase" Jefferson, D-Louisiana, mocked the law and our intelligence by pleading not guilty. "I deny the allegation, and the alligator," Jefferson, D-Louisiana, said. Congressman Jefferson's, D-Louisiana, lawyers intend to use the Chewbacca Defense and confuse the jury while also blaming the whole thing on 400 years of opression and the racist George Bush, who caused Katrina.

William 'Suitcase" Jefferson, D-Louisiana, Sighting

Indicted Congressman William "Suitcase" Jefferson, D-Louisiana, was spotted to day in a Time Saver in New Orelans East. He was using some of his "cold cash" to buy cigarettes. Lots of cigarettes.

The Mayor of Wonkaville's Radar

Schoolbus Nagin demonstrated that his mouth isn't connected to a brain again this week. While blasting Bush and Blanco for every problem New Orleans has ever had, he brushed off the high murder rate of the murder capital of the United States as "a blip on the radar." Tell the families of the murder victims that their loved ones were just a blip. Tell it to the honest law-abiding citizens of New Orleans trying to raise families who are putting up with the lawless thugs that have trived during the Nagin years. Maybe mayor Nagin needs to stop pointing the finger of blame at others and point it at himself.